Tag: Midwifery
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Don’t forget the pillow!
We rush to theatre An emergency All eyes are on The CTG The midwife must Remember much And still be calm This woman’s crutch The woman must be In a gown Does she have any Caps or crowns? What’s her Obstetric history? Does she have any Allergies? When did she eat? When did she drink?…
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Going the Extra Mile
There’s a lady in the waiting room Who doesn’t have a bed We hope to get her done today That’s why she’s not been fed But every time I see a chance A slot to fit her in Someone else just jumps the queue Today I’m firefighting There’s a lady in the waiting room The…
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My Thought for the Day
The woman who’s talking On thought for the day Has just spoken of midwives At long last! Hooray. For the rest of the world A small glimpse of a view And a chance of an insight Into how we see you We’re just hard working lads Trying to earn a fair buck Have some laughs,…
Mythical Midwife 